Blockquotes

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine."

Woman Circle

Mary Smith

“At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.”

 

Ann Landers
(Columnist)

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day"

 

A. A. Milne
(Author)

"I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside."

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Barry Jones

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.”

"So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'"

We’re very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries, David and Nigel, they’re like poets, like Shelley and Byron. They’re two distinct types of visionaries, it’s like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water

Derek Smalls